Hades, aka Mr. Talks-to-his-roses-so-they-grow-bigger, aka Mr. lets-his-wife-make-him-flower-crowns, aka Mr. I-will-judge-your-soul-while-wearing-this-crown-of-daises.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
V I V A L A P L U T O
blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny